Anne Hathaway's Oscar Jewelry Breakdown

Did you hear? Everyone is shocked SHOCKED that Anne Hathaway was reportedly paid $750,000 to wear the gorgeous Tiffany jewelry we all gawked at on Sunday night! And that Gwyneth? She got $500,000 for sporting those Louis Vuitton L'ame du Voyage sparklers!

Yeah....And?

Why is it such a surprise that big stars are paid to endorse product on the largest fashion stage in the world? Grow up, people! Paying and gifting the privileged for air time has been going on for decades.

We can hate the stars from afar for their god-given talent, their gazillion-dollar bank accounts and the fact that people fall all over themselves to give them crazy carats - and pay them to boot - but it shouldn't be a surprise, folks.  Don't you watch The Rachel Zoe Project?

OK. With that behind us, let's now take a closer look at the (count 'em!) 8 different Tiffany jewelry looks Anne Hathaway was paid $750,000 to wear on Oscar night. That bitch.

Look #1

Vintage Valentino Haute Couture taffeta gown, slight drop earrings featuring 10 cts. t.w. colorless diamonds; a 5 ct. t.w. colorless diamond ring; a 94 ct. t.w. Lucida Star diamond necklace (value: $10 million!)

Look #2

Vanilla-colored bustier Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci gown, Tiffany diamond ring and earrings, a diamond bracelet from the Tiffany Archives

Look #3

Custom tux by Lanvin, Tiffany drop diamond earrings

Look #4 (my personal favorite)

Vivienne Westwood corseted Couture gown with embroidered lace and sequins that was specifically made for Hathaway in London. $10 million diamond and amethyst necklace from the Tiffany Archives, Tiffany yellow sapphire and diamond ring

Look #5

Silver beaded tassel dress by Oscar de la Renta, Tiffany diamond bracelet, earrings

Look #6

Burgundy silk chiffon gown by Atelier Versace

Tiffany diamond shoulder duster earrings

Tiffany diamond bracelet (also worn to after parties)

Look #7 (Oprah's favorite)

Sapphire Giorgio Armani Privé custom satin dress, tanzanite and diamond earrings, a black onyx and diamond bracelet, and a diamond and blue sapphire ring, all by Tiffany

Look #8

Lace and crystal Tom Ford dress, Tiffany diamond earrings

Which is your fav? Weigh in!